Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Aandondru ponaal...

Vazhakkam pola oru varusham odiye poachu...ipo thaan aarambichapola iruku..adhukullara adutha varusham vanthiruchi...aaiyiram thaan sonnalum this year was special..more special than previous many years...(ennoda diarya paathen..2005 decemberla idhey dialogue vanthiruku :))..each year leaves its imprints...some so deep n raw that it remains for life..some implicit..the effects of which show up at a later point...this year had a bit of both for me...a long standing due...kitta thatta...20..25 varusha wait...it got fullfilled this year...felt happy for my dad...that would be something i would treasure for life...second one...no less important than first...feel even more happy about that...now this is going to be something which is going to snowball into lot many things...life is going to take a turn around the corner...braving up for the new things in my life..third major incident...huh..it scares the hell outta me...but it really shooked me up...i never knew i could buckle up so fast and get ready in combat gear so quick...it revealed a differnt me to myself and changed my outlook 360 degrees on lot of aspects...rest of the incidents on my top ten or twenty are a lot different from the top two..to start with..got my first digi cam...my own piece....might sound royally silly considering the top 3...still...this is something very close to heart..for various lot of reasons i was never able to get one...finally got one...and the fifth one..which would have been actually the fourth had it not been for my camera...my pet peeve..blogging...wow...never for a min i realised it would occupy such a vital amount of time for the rest of the year when it started in march...and this happens to be the 75th post...i dint even realise when it crossed 50!! :)...so many new friends...and was lucky to meet some of u in person too....wow...just had a browse at the previous posts....ennoda writing style completea change aairuku....for better or worse...neenga thaan sollanum...aana enaku pudichiruku :) so be ready for some more blade time ..content wise also.."dramatic" change...75 postla 15 of them are stories... :D couldnt be more dramatic i guess :)...there are cetain people whose style has influenced mine a lot...first first taminglishla kalakalaamngara idea kidachathu...vidya post padichu thaan....ivanga perum en perum samengarathu was the initiating pointngarathu vera matter :).for some reason she has stopped posting abruptly..still..avanga old postlam padicha...well..innocent truthnu oru term iruntha...adhu ivanga posts thaan...romba simple..yet interesting...kaadhila podra thoda vachu oru post potrupanga....ear chandeliers...enan oru imagination...chancela...ennoda first fav. post...next major influence... :) ivanga blog pathi oru postay potruken...kodumaikara kuttichathan :) infact...invaga style of headingsay supera irukum..edavadhu cinema paata poatu...adhuku ethaa mathiri polambals of indiava oru post :) very interesting...and many of the incidents which she narrates have happened to me also..but the way i see it and she writes...huh...poles apart..she sees the funny side of it ..while i get irritated...innoru important person..g3..aka vadivelu...enna kindal pannaalum ketukaraanga...rommmmmmmbaaaaaaaa nallavangala irupaanga polairukey ....ivanga mukkiyamana role..enga edirkatchi thalaivi..thondar..spotgirl..light girl..camera woman..ellamay ivanga thaan...and yeah...enga katchi makkala vitruvena...thalaivar notaamai..thinamum kavinikalainalum vaarathuku oru rendu moonu thadavayachum kandipa gavanikara post...asaaulta 200 300 comment vaangara techniquea patent poatu vithaarna inoru blog site vaangiralam...ivar ennaku matum illa blogspotukuay notamai...ivar paakatha post illa...podatha comment illa....vaazhga ivar thondu...saga kk kk=kalaikarathila king...nama katchi treasurer....adutha jenamathula ivar kandipa diretor aaga koodaiya ariguri neriya theriyuthu...podra postlaam paatha history channela vara matter mathiri irunthaalum...commentla poonthu villadravar...arun,BSK,venkatesh,bharaninu namma katchi aal pol thazhaithu arugu pol veroondri irukuna athu migaiyaagathu...inoru mukkiyamana nabar..sorry nabi...complan gal..blogspotla nee vaa ponu naan sollakoodiya rendvathu person :) innoruthar...DMDK gabtun pugazh...oliveoyl..imsai arasi 23rd elikesi :)...aprum hastobeme,kovai sat,kavidhia kanya, arusuvai ambi,peria kediyaam porkodi,sandai kozhinu list daily valaruthu...naan enga ponalum ethavathu oru vagaila priyangaravanga associate aaganumnu irukunu ninaikaren..right from my school days..PG...my first company...present one...orkut..and now in blog....enga ponalum Priya and gayathri...intha rendu perla yaarachum maatikaranga...paavam :)...and last but not the least...innoru vidya...infact ivanga posta paathu thaan nan blogspot sitea pudichen...
vazhakkam pola engaiyo aarambichi...vote of thanks solra mathiri elalr peaiyum poatuten :) well..infact.between you people i've spent almost 2 hours a day for the past nine months...and enjoyed each minute of it...thank u buddies...

In a way this year was year of marriages...loads of my friends got married and many of them have queued up to next year..come feb i already got 7 invites... kalyana saapduleye antha maasam otiralaam :D

In another few days...2006 would've rolled away...letting in 2007...somehow it promises to be even more dramatic than this year...new year resolutionslalaam nambikkailaam kidayathu...but idellaam atleast adutha varushamaachum seiya mudinja..it wud be gud for me'nu naan feel panrathu ethachum unduna...adhu onnu thaan...patience...something which i seriously lack..liftku wait pana porumai ilalma..6 floor eri pora type naan..that i beat it to the floor more time than onegarathu vera matter...and unga nanmaikaaga Paartha nayabgam ilaiyo'vai seekarma mudikanum :) (illati coimbatorelenthu nadanthu vanthu saatha BSK ready :))...
huh...idhuvum periya post aaidicha....ennakay kanna katuthey..cha...chinnatha post adikarathaiyum new year resolutionla sethukanum pola :)
Happy holidays...Merry Christmas and wish you all a Very Very Happy and successful new year....so long friends....nice interacting with you all...
vazhakkam pola... u know where to thuppify ;)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 7

"Wow...summa solla koodathu...super lab..its better than the one we have in CASR..."..in his mind Ram was wondering...how come with a shoestring budget from CASR the Doc was able to maintain such a hi-fi lab?...
As if reading his mind Doc.Aum replied..."i do have my sources Ram...come...i've got something interesting for you to check...." He took Ram to a huge gym...with a boxing ring inthe middle....."The col. used to praise about your boxing skills...you want to give your skills a try?".."Doc...sure you got to be kidding...dont tell me you invited me here for a boxing bout...i dont mean any insult...still i dont think i want to fight with you" Ram said with an obvious smile...As if on cue one lanky looking tall guy came in front of Ram..."Well..my dear Ram i knew i am no match for you...so here is someone who will be competing with you..".
Infact the person whom the Doc showed was in worse shape than the Doc himself...
"Doc...cmon...stop kidding..."
"enna Ram...unga col. unna pathi apdi sonnar...avlo thaana...bayapadatha...adipatta medical bills naan pay panren..."
Aayiram thaan irunthalum...hero illaya...surukunu ego suda....Ram readied himself for the fight...thinking to finish it off fast...
The first punch from Ram itself was a staggering hook which caught the person squarely on his jaw...a cracking sound was heard...Ram felt sorry for being so ruthless on that lad ..the response caught Ram by surprise..the lad just shook his head and readied himself...the fight went for close to half hour..the end of which that lad was totally bruised and battered...still he showed no sign of fatigue and surprisingly no sign of pain...Ram was getting tired and was about to faint when "Enough Ram...get ready we proceed to the main lab"..

He was sure that the punches he landed would've knocked the wind out of any seasoned boxer...that lad hardly looked boxing material and still stood against him for more than half hour...Ram thought to himself..."may be i should practise more"...he was feeling frustrated and tired...he refreshed himself fast and went to the main lab...the doc was angrily talking to someone and when he saw Ram he shooed that other guy off and immediately wore a smile as if he was in middle of a jovial conversation..."Ram...welcome..you are the first person other than my people here to have actually seen this place..let me take you to a place which even some of my folks havent seen.."

It was a slightly bigger place than the main lab..and was full of cages...the doc took Ram to a cage which had a mongoose..next to the cage was a glass cage full of snakes..."Enna doc...keeriyum paambum pakkathu pakathila vachrukeenga...enna sanda poda vitta matiri idungalaiyum sanda poda vachu paaka poramnu sollatheenga.."
"you read my mind Ram...infact...thats what i am going to show you now..." with a genial smile the doc looked at the confused Ram...he took a long rod which looked like a poker in form of scissor and lifted one snake from the cage..."you know this is one of the most dangerous snakes in the world...more than the poison...its bite is so painful...they have measured the pain to be equal to being crushed by a bulldozer...now watch what happens"..before Ram could protest...the doc placed the snake in the mongoose cage..first the mongoose dint notice the snake...soon it saw the new visitor..slowly started the struggle for survival...the snake drew the first blood...it bit the mongoose so badly that one of its fang got embedded on its skin...surprisingly the moongoose dint show any signs of pain...it attacked the snake even more ferociously..soon the poison showed its effect and the mongoose writhed to death..the snake also died from the ferocious bite from the mongoose..all the while the doctor was watching with gleeful look on his face..once the fight was over he turned to Ram.."well...goin by the dreadful look in your face..guess u dint like it.."..
"Doc..its aweful...enna achu ungaluku...y r u behaving like a sadist..."
"sadista...hahahhaa...Ram...you've obviously missed the point.....dont you see the link between your fight and this one?"
Something struck in his mind..."in both the places one opponent was too strong and other one weak..still..."
"... the weaker one put up a big fight...so now tt shd set doubts abt your boxing skills to rest...." the smiling doc completed Ram's sentence...
"Now the obvious question...HOW?..you developed any serum to boost the strength??"
"Not so fast my dear Ram...this requires some explanation..excuse me for taking you through these..some of which you might already know..Human brain...the most complex stucture ever created...it has so many secrets inside it which might be comparable only to that of the entire span of the universe itself...still such a small organ and so complex...paradoxical....as you will surely know...human brain is made of three parts...Cerebrum..Cerebellum..medula Oblangata...The cerebrum is the portion associated with thought and action. The cerebellum, or "little brain", is associated with movement, posture, and balance. Medula or brain stem deals with heart rate and other body stuff..Do you know there are as many neurons in our brain comparable only to that of the number of stars in the universe...all huddled together in such a small place...wow..amazing.." the doc almost went into a trance.."...sorry for boring you with these....now to the core subject...the strange behaviours which you noticed are attributed to one breakthrough discovery of mine...before revealing any thing further i need your absolute secrecy and loyalty...whatever i am goin to tell you is not supposed to leave outside this room.."
"You've my word doc..."
"Your word is not enough Ram..." suddenly Ram felt oozy and went into deep sleep..."Sorry Ram...i've my own ways of ensuring my secrets...."...

Nyabagangal thodarum...

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 6

Mu.Ka.Su (as requested by Sat :) infact enakkay flow maranthu poachu...)
part 1 2 3 4 5

The story so far....

Uma rushes to the hospital to find her hubby Ram in a serious condition. The doctor incharge of treating Ram introduces her to a colonel who claims to reveal the secret behind Rams condition. On other hand there is an evil Doc, who tries to kidnap Ram from the hospital in vain. The colonel begins to narrate the incidents which lead to the situation on hand....now...here we go..................

"Project Sindbad", contd the colonel, "in the entire history of CASR it was the most complicated and dangerous project ever undertaken...we needed someone special like Ram to conceive it in first place...Before anything you should know the reason behind such a dangerous project..the reason has a face...a brain,sinister but superbly sharp brain, a name...i feel sorry and ashamed to say that in one way i am responsible for this but in a way proud to be associated with such a genius called Doc Aum. you cannot help appreciate his genius inspite of the monster he is..what started as a pathbreaking discovery and boon for mankind..apparently became a deadly weapon and a curse....to explain more about it i would require the services of the gud doc and the renowned psychiatrist." The col. paused for a minut before continuing.
"It all started three years back when Doc. Aum approached CASR for funding his project, exactly at a time when CASR was thrown open for private scientist participation. His plans and ideas where extrodinary and to begin with no one actually believed him and were sceptical about his skills. I was the one who supported his cause and pushed for his funding. Little did i knew that the Doc had other intentions. Ram joined us at around the same time. He quickly grew up the ranks and soon became indispensible for us. He became my right hand man and i had chosen him to be my successor. He had an amazing grasp for things and can learn stu in a jiffy. Soon his path crossed with the Doc who took an immediate liking for him. He was mightily impressed with Ram and was very close to him. Lucky that Ram didnot get tempted with the Docs offer and joined the wrong side. Had that been the case we wouldnt've been talking here so freely."
"Doc.Aum was so impressed with the skills of Ram that he let him on his most dangerous secret. There was a highly sensitive project on which the Doc was secretly working and had made tremendous project. He reported the progress only to me and no one in the faculty knew about the project at all. With the help of Ram i found out that he had forged all the reports and the project itself was aimed at a different purpose rather than the one it was intended for. We had a big fight that day...i had called the doc to my room.."
The doc barged in without asking for any excuse..
"I hope you've some really burning reason for making me leave all my work and come for this meeting.."
"Doc..u mite be the most brilliant being ever to walk on two legs...still in this place i am the commanding officer and indiscipline wouldnt be tolerated.."
"ok..ok...come to the point..."
I was still fuming at this arrogance..."what are the projects you are working on currently Doc"
His eyes narrowed. "You dragged me all the way here to ask this dumb question?!! you think i got nothing worthwhile to do? am i ur house maid or what? let me make onething clear mr.Army man...just because you are funding me..dont expect me to sit and beg before you..i know how to sponsor my projects..infact i am doin you a favour by staying with u...remember that..". The doc banged the door and left without even waiting for the col. response.
The col. thought for a while and buzzed his asst. "Call up Ram and ask him to return back from his vacation asap".

"Dai...ennada romba silenta vara..enna vishayam..." asked uma.
"Iyarakai azhagai rasikiran.." enru namuttu siripudan sonnan ram.
"enna kooda vachundey siteadikariya..antha sleeveless ponna nee vacha kannu vaangama pakarathan naanum note panikitu thaan iruken...onnu yabgam vachuko..nee en kuda varapo site adika vendamnu sollala...aana konjam range maintain pannu...atleast enna vida paakka nalla irukka madhiri paaru...ivlo summarana figurlaam site adichu en maanatha vangatha..."
"aaha..mangaiyar kula thilagam...bharathi kanda Parker pen...nee thaandi en raasathi..u c...enna poruthavaraikum pengal renday vagai...ahzaga irukaravanga...romba azhaga irukaravanga..." before even he could complete..he barely missed the knockout punch from Uma...
"hey..ok..ok..relax..fone adikuthu par....ipo fone panni en uyira kaapathina antha puniyavaan yara irunthaalum...halo..Ram here..." satre viraipudan.."yes sir..thank you sir...sure sir..i will get ready..."
"Yaar kitenthu fone?"
"Naan seekram kilambanum...urgent velai.."
"sorry my dear...intha vacationukaaga kenji koothadi..naan en manager kita leave vaangi iruken...i can waste it..." enru kovathudan Uma koorinaal...
"Chellam....please...purinjukoma..."
"seri seri...romba kenjatha...intha mathiri konji pesiye kaariyatha saadichiduviye...epo ponum..."
"Naalikey..."
"Naalikeyava....!!"
"illa...Naaliku fone panni epo kilambarennu sollanum..."
"ipo thaana vantha..adukulla kilambariye...nee enna army officera...apdi enna thaan thala pora projecto..."Uma said in a complaining tone...
"dear...life is not in the number of breaths you take...but in those which take your breath away...come let me raise a toast for us...
Never lie steal cheat or drink..if u must..
lie in the arms of the one u luv
cheat death
steal away from bad company
lets drink in these moments my love..."
"My dear romantic Ram...naanum "Hitch" padam paathuten..." she winked and said "But you are better than Will Smith my sweet pie..."
With a warm embrace they melted into each other...

***
"Hey Ram...what a pleasent surprise...when did u come..hows your wife..." asked Dr.Aum.
"Just came doc...everything is fine in my end...hows your work going on.."
"Adhu kedakatum....u where not expected to be here by next week right? how come so early?? dont tell me that meddlin col. called u up from your vacation..."
"As a matter of fact yes..." the bitterness in Ram's voice took doc by surprise..
"Hmmm...interesting...Ram...if you dont mind...come and meet me in my lad sometime..i got to discuss some very interesting stuff with you..."
"Oh..sure doc...that would be something i would look forward to.."
"And be discreet about it.." the doc almost whispered..."for everyones good"...
Ram was not sure whether it was meant as a warning or advice....still he was eager to visit the much talked about famous but secret lab of doc.Aum.

Nyabagangal Thodarum...


P.S:
Part 7 already started..guess will finish it by 8 or max 9...it all depends on the mood and time...iduvay chinnatha start panni ivlo periya episodea vanthruchu... will try to make it shorter next time :)

Monday, November 27, 2006

சிங்கபுரத்தில் கில்s

மாயப் பெட்டி:

சிங்கபுரத்தில் பயிற்சி என்ற உடன் எக காலத்தில் அனைவரும் என் பெயரினை வழிமொழிய,வெகு நாட்களாய் நிலுவையில் இருந்த அயல் நாட்டுப்பயணம் கிட்டிய மகிழ்ச்சியில் புறப்படத்தயாரானேன்.
"எனக்கு camera...எனக்கு speaker system.." என்று மக்களின் அன்புக்கட்டளைகள் ஆரம்பமாயின.
திரிபுராசுரர்களை அழிக்க கிளம்பிய சிவபெருமானிற்கு உதவ வந்த தேவகணங்களாய், நண்பர்கள் ஒவ்வொருவரும் ஒரு பொருள் தந்து உதவினர்.
ஒரு நண்பர் jerkinஉடன் வந்தார்...மற்றொருவர் கணிணி எடுத்துச்செல்ல வசதியாக தோளிள் மாட்டிக்கொள்ளும் பை கொணர்ந்தார்...இன்னொருவர் அங்கு சுற்றிப்பார்க்க ஏதுவாய் சுற்றுலா தலங்களை பற்றிய தகவல்களை சேகரித்து தந்தார்...அனைத்து வேலைகளையும் இவர்கள் செய்து விட்டபடியால் நிம்மதியாய் கிளம்பலாம் என எண்ணிக் கொண்டிருந்த சமயம் வந்ததொரு இன்னல்...ஒரு பெட்டியின் வடிவில்..."பத்தே கிலோ தானடா..கொண்டு வா" என்று ஒரு சகா கேட்டுக்கொண்டதற்கிணங்கி நான் ஒத்துக்கொண்டதன் விளைவே அந்தப்பெட்டி...சந்தேகம் கொண்டு எடை சோதித்துப்பார்த்ததில் 26கிலோ எடையுடன்,வரையறுக்கப்பட்ட அளவை விட 6 கிலோ அதிகமாய் இருந்தது தெரிய வந்தது...சரி ஆனது ஆகட்டும் என்று விமான நிலையம் புறப்பட்டேன்...

ஆகாயத்தில் அபாயம்:

நுழைவாயிலிலிருந்தே ஆரம்பித்தது பிரச்சனை...விமானத்தினுள் எடுத்துச்செல்லும் கைப்பையின் எடை 7 கிலோ மட்டுமே என்று சீருடையில் சீற்றத்துடனிருந்த அலுவலர் கூற.....நரியைப் பரியாக்கி பரியை நரியாக்கும் சமயோசிதத்துடன், எடுத்து வந்திருந்த பைகளை இடம் மாற்றி, கடவுள் அருளால் சரியான எடைக்கு கொணர்ந்தேன்.....விமானத்தினுள் சென்றேன்...மெழுகினால் செய்த பதுமைகளோ..அல்லது வின்மீண்களில் வசித்து வழி தெரியாமல் விமானத்தினுள் சிக்கிய தேவதைகளோ என வியக்கும் வண்ணம் அங்கே ஐந்தாறு பெண்கள்....இருப்பார்கள் என்று எண்ணியது தவறு என விளங்கும் வண்ணம்...அதிகமாய் அரிதாரம் பூசிய பணிப்பெண்கள் சிலர் முகம் மலர வரவேற்றனர்...சற்று நேரத்தில் எல்லாம் கோதண்டத்திலிருந்து புறப்பட்ட அம்பென சீறிப்பறந்தது சிங்கப்பூர் விமானம்.இறங்குவதற்கு அரை மணி நேரம் முன்பு இருக்கையை நேராக வைக்குமாறு உறக்கத்திலிருந்த எனைப்பணிப்பெண் எழுப்பி சென்றாள்..கண் விழித்துப்பார்த்த சில நேரம் ஒன்றும் விளங்கவில்லை...எங்கிருக்கிறோம் என புரியாமல் சற்று நேரம் திணறியவாறே சுதாரித்துக்கொள்வதற்குள்...திடீரென்று குறைந்த காற்றழுத்தட்டத்தால் மூச்சுத்திணறியது...உடுப்புகள் அனைத்தும் வியர்வை மழையில் நனைந்து போயின...வலது கண்ணின் மேல் தாங்க முடியாத வலி...ஒரு நிமிடம் மயக்கமானேன்...

தொடர்ந்து வந்த தொல்லைகள்:

ஒரு வழியாக அரை மயக்க நிலையில்...விமான நிலையம் விட்டு தங்க வேண்டி முன் பதிவு செய்திருந்த Raffles the Plaza Hotelக்கு வந்து சேர்ந்தேன், எனக்கு முன்பாகவே வந்து சேர்ந்திருந்தன என் தொல்லைகள். வரவேற்பறையில் இருந்த விடுதி பணியாளர் கூறிய செய்தி எனை திடுக்கிட செய்தது.. 27லிருந்து 1வரை முன்பதிவு செய்வதாக கூறியவர்கள் வெறுமனே ஒரு நாளிற்கு மட்டுமே பதிவித்திருந்தனர்..அரை மயக்க நிலையில் போராட மனமின்றி..அச்சமயத்திற்கு ஒர் அறையை பதிவித்துக்கொண்டு கட்டிலில் சென்று விழுந்தேன்..

கண்டேன் Complan girlai:

முதல் நாள் வகுப்பு...ப்ரம்மப்ரயத்தனம் செய்து விழித்திருந்தேன், அதிகாலை 5.30 மணிக்கு வகுப்பு வைத்த அறிவாளிகளுக்கு மனதார "நன்றி"கூறியவாறே. பாடம் நடத்த வந்தவரைப்பற்றி பல பக்கங்கள் தனியாக போடலாம். அறிவுக்கூர்மை மிக்கவர். அன்பானவர். என் அனைத்து கேள்விகளுக்கும் ஐயம்திரிபுர பதில் அளித்தார். மூன்றாம் நாள் வகுப்பு முடிந்த உடன் நம் சக ப்லாக் உலக நண்பியான complan gal Prithzai சந்திக்கும் வாய்ப்பு கிட்டியது. துறு துறு வென சில மணி நேரத்தில் பல வீதிகளையும் கடைகளையும் சுற்றினோம்.

மீண்டும் வருக:

வந்த பொழுது வெறுத்த ஊர் கிளம்பும் பொழுது மனதில் குடி கொண்டது. பாசத்துடனும் பரிவுடனும் அன்பு காட்டும் மக்கள் இந்தியராக தான் இருக்க வேண்டுமா என்ன? என் சீன நண்ப நண்பியரின் பரிவில் நான் கண்ட பேருவகை இங்கு கூட கண்டதில்லை.. மானுடத்தின் மேல் தனியாத நம்பிக்கை உள்ளவன் நான். இந்த பயணத்தின் பின் அது இன்னும் கூடியுள்ளது என்றால் அது மிகையாகாது.

Huh...it took me three days to complete this in tamil. Ponniyin Selvan side by side padikarathoda effect normala pechu mozhithamizha illama..konjam chastea try paniruken...singapore neriya per suthi paarkum idam..so perusa naan inga ponen anga ponennu travelloguelam ezhutha virumbala...but still very different feeling..i returned back richer with more friends and well wishes...alls well if u r happy in the end rt :-)...cya folks.. ;)

P.S:
tamizhla spelling mistake iruntha thayavu senju point out

Thursday, November 23, 2006

One story..Two Posts

Ennada KB movie title mathiri irukenu paakreengala...chk this site...

http://manasukulmaththaapu.blogspot.com/

Yesterday I had posted one story..well..really long short story...as per notaamai :)
characters/ situation mutharkondu...egapatta similarities...chancela ponga...Coincidenceo coincidence...

Its written by Divya...Her style is very simple and fluid..and funny too...ennodathu bore adicha ivangalthu padichu parunga :D

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Hearty matter

Matters of heart are beyond the reach of many...else why a shd a mere blood purifying organ assume such a gigantic propotion in everyones life...no one says i lost my mind to him/her...well..that, if anyone does they wud be looked upon differently, is a different matter altogether....no one celebrates valentines day with eye symbol..which introduces people...or ear..with which they hear each other...or mouth..for all practical purposes ;)...but heart...wats tht with this organ in particular which catches everyones fancy......no one says "i thank u from the top of my mind"....but from the bottom of my heart.....thinking process is something aligned with the mind...where does heart comes in picture?

A short story made long...

"Machi...antha pacha color salwar paaruda..appolenthu ennaye paakuthu...idha pathi nee enna ninakara.."
"antha pacha color..poda echakalainu unna soundey ilama thituthu....jaangiri desathila alwa vaanga vachirurathada....machi Ram...ivan kita konjam ushaara iruda..."
"ennikachum paaru...room vaasalla ivan jaadaila oru kuttiyoda ethavathu kutti nika porathu..unna father of foreign coutry aakama ivan vida maatan pola" enru Ram usuppi vida...
Thodarnthu vantha siripalaiyil, midhanthu vantha thenralai aval kadanthu senral..
"hey raam...ennada...enga poita....halo....solrathu ethachum kekaraana paren.."
"dei...machaan...ipo oruthi ponaalay paatheengala...."
"yaarada solra"
"adapavigala..devadaha mathiri oruthi ponalayda...oruthanum gavanikalaya??..rakkai ethachum irukonu than ithana neram uthu paathen...."
"adai...nee paakarathu rekkaiya thedra mathiri illada...u luk as confused as a toodler in topless bar..."
Vedi siripinooday vidai petru kilambiya gumbaludan veedu nooki senran....avan kaalgal munnoki senraalaum..manam avalai nokkiye senrathu...

Marunaal kaalai...weekendla ennalam sothapichonu kavaliyudan officeku seekram vanthaan Ram...vazhakamai super smile vidum receptionist anru muraipudan amarnthiruka...
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Innama Mary...
breakfastuku marie...
enga un aal maari....
ozhunga nee sirikalina ipdi thaan blade poduven sorry..."
enru ega raagathil Ram paaduvathai sagikamal...usualai udirukum siri"poo"kalai Mary udirthaal...
"Thanksda..was feelin a bit let down frm morning....unoda kolai kavidhai cheered me up...adukaga oncemorelaam try pani enna kolakari aakidatha...odha vangarathuku munadi odi poidu..."enru chellamaga mirattinal. Piragu paarkalam enru irukai noki virainthaan....First mailay aapicherkitenthu...(aapicher=PM..avanga baashaila).....it was addressed to his teamleader and himself...
"Hi Reddy... interview scheduled at 10AM..candidates profile as enclosed...cha...idhey pozhapa poachu...training kuduka vendiyathu...ozhunga vela
arambikarathukula...kalyanam aaidichi... pregnancy leave..better offer..mba padikarennu tata katitu kilambida vendiyathu...intha alaunga kita naama matum thaan maatikitu muzhikaroam..varatum...iniki interviewla oru vazhi panidalam...kekara kelvila...venaam saminu odiranum" manasukul karuviyavaray Ram matra velaigalai thodarthaan...
"..HR lenthu koopdraanga...candidate vanthachu..Venus Conference room has been booked for the interview...r u ready?"
"Reddy illa aiyar..."endru kadupudan kadithavaray Ram kilambinan...
He was getting ready with the resume printouts and other docs..when he heared the knock on the door..
"Yes..please.."
"Hi...I am shalini...."
(Ival thaan andha devadhainu speciala vera sollanuma...)
"Hi Shalini..how are u.."
"Me fine...how about u"
"Great..never been better :) (seri adangu..overa oothathanu manasu warn panna...ushaaraanan)"
"Tell me about the PI Architectre.."
Slowly the tech discussion started...she was techinically sound...for each correct answer...he felt happy for her....as if she was inching toward the vacant seat next to him..already she had more than occupied the one in his heartnugarathu vera matter.. The interview went for close to an hour...he was more than satisfied with her replies and was amazed at her tech. brilliance...he made a note of his obs. to Reddy and recommended a secound round...from technical topic the interview ventured into personal details....
"Shalini..i am done with my tech round..u have any questions for me..."
"No sir.."
"Ram..call me Ram...pls wait outside for the sec round.."
Edhachum kelvi ketu inum siridhu neram interviewai extend seithurukalamonu manasu ninaika..avan pager alariyathu...top priority call...piriya manam illathu miratti vantha priority callai attend seiya virainthaan...
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"Hey shalu...nee enga inga..." enru ketta kural noki thirumbiya Shaliniku inba adirchi..."Hey Mary..inga thaan recpt.a work panriya...morning naan vanthapo securityna irunthar..."
"Avar early morning shift..naan regular..wow...evlo naal achu paathu..interviewku vanthia..epdi poachu...."
"sec roundukaaga waiting..."
"yaar interviewer.."
"Some one named Ram..ennama kodanju kelvi kekaran...semma pisthu pola...in between was bit tensed...but he made me relax and i was able to answer confidently...nice chap"
"oh..Ram tk the interview and u r thru to sec rounda..apdina nee selected thaan...he is very thorough with his tech rounds...sec roundlam mostly process and HR thaan...nalla paiyan"
"Hey un kita onnu solta..nethu naanum en friendsum lifestyle poirunthapo naan ivana pathen..he was with one gumbal..i was watching him for sometime...everyone was making some comment or other...ivan mattum silenta irunthan...en friend kooda sonna..unaketha case thaan...seriyana thayir saadam polanu :)...it was a pleasent surprise to see him here...."
"apdipodu...hey...tell me the truth..u interested in him?....paiyana pathi kavalapadatha..naan ceritfy panren...agmark ozhungu pulla..and very sincere and honest guy....i know him for more than a year now...he is always within his limits....enga veetla mattum oknaanganna naanay avani propose panirupen...unaku thaan theriyumla...enga veetla non christian paiyanu sonna konnay potruvaanga..so gud luck to u....."
"che...oray thadava paathatha vachi epdidi ivlo peria decision edukarathu"
"Ivanay unna ponnu paaka vantha enna panirupa?"
"hmmm....nalla pesa kathukita :)"
"appo oknu sollu"
"paapoaam...seri adutha round interview mudichitu unna meet panren"

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5 hours poraadi andha call resolve panni mudithaan Ram. Office vitu kilambum pozhuthu..Chennaiyai thaaka vanthu Vizag pogum cyclonai aval ninaivalaigal thaakina...thannoda interview resultsku kooda avalo kavalapatruka maatan....select aanalo iliyonu...pathatathudan tluku call panan..."Andha ponnu selectedpa...semma brilliant...offer letter kooda kuduthaachu...salary konjam neriya kekra...its upto her now...en unaku vendiya ponna...ivlo visarikara?"
"Naan interview ennaachunuthana keten...neenga thana ivlothaiyum sonnenga...."
"aaha..iduku per than poatu vaangartha...irukatum"
Ennamo ivanay clear panita feelingudan...kaatril paranthan....siragu mulaitha paravaiyai seeri paranthathu avan Yamaha...

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"Hey...Mary..i got thru....offer letter kuduthutaanga..."
"WOW....treat treat..epo join panra..."
"Kandipa treat undu...one month notice period iruku...oru vaaram extra leave poatutu...apruma join panlamnu iruken....by the way enna iniki ponnu paaka varaanga...seekram ponum...naan varen..."
"Wow...All the best...but i will pray that u dont like the guy and same for him...U wont get anyone better than Ram"
"Amma thaaye....un Ramayanam porum...pesama nee madham maari avanai kalyanam paniko"
"hmm...gud idea... "
Sandhosha siripinooday vidai petru senraal shalini...

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Ram veetil:

"Ram...vaada unkaaga thaan waiting..enga vazhakam pola inikum latea varuviyonu ninachen...nalla vela...seekram kilambu..aavadi poga inum one hour aagum.."
"??edhukumma"
"ennada maranthutiya? ponnu paaka poramnu sonenla"
Tsunami thaakiya marinavay kuzhambi ninraan Ram....
"Amma...unkita onnu solanum....."
"ennada...officela ethachum prachaniya..en ipdi pei aranjavan mathiri iruka....seri seri..ellam pora vazhila pesikalam..kilambu mudalla..time aarathu paar...."
Arai manathudan...dress change seithu kondu venda verupaaga kilambinaan Ram...Amma vera caril sendrathaal pogum vazhi muzhudum avan manadinul puzhungi konday vanthaan...

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Meendum meendum mudinthu pona interviewai patriye ninaithu kondiruntha Shaliniyai..conductorin kural nija ulagirku kondu vanthathu..."Emma...idhaan last stop...epdi buslaye thoongidlaamnu irukiya...seekram erangumma...."
Oray thadava paathavan mela ipdi oru aasaiya enru moolai kovithalum..manam muzhudhum niraintha ninaivugal athai adakki aandana...
Varavan yaaranalum...vendamnu solidlaam endra mudivudan veedu nooki senraal shalini...
"Endi...iniki poi interview vachinduirukiye pogathanu sonnenla..paiyan veetlenthu vara neram aaidichi..ivlo latea variye...konjamaachum porupu iruka..seekram poi dress change panindu ready aagu po..."
idellam enga poi...mothu vaangaporatho enru amma munumunuthu konday selvathu kaadhil sannamaga vizha meliyadhai sirithavaaray than roomirku senraal...

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"enpa...kilambarathuku munnadiye..vandilaam check panna mateengala..ipdiya nadu roadla nikka vaippa....abasagunam mathiri aaidichay...ponnu veetuku fonea panni sollunga latea varoamnu....." endru commanding officer rangeuku insructions kuduthu kondirunthal Ramin amma...Ram carilirunthu irangi senrathai yaarum gavanikka villai....

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"Shalini....engadi poi tholanja iva...paiyan veetla vera aala kaanum...ivala dress mathika thana sonen...edachum solra pecha kekrala...inga ellathukum naanay oda vendiyatha iruku.."
Andha samayam fone adikum osai ketu roomuku viraigiral....

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Carai vittu irangi kaal pona pokil senra Ram...vazhiyil iruntha oru parkil amarnthaan....thaan seivathu seriya...oru murai paartha pennirkaga ivavalum hevai thaana enru kuzhappa regaigal avan mugathil kolam poatu kodnu irunthana....irandu mani neram pazhagiya pennirkaga...25 vayathu valarathavargalai vitu pirithal thavaru enra mudivirku vanthaan...manam thelinthavaray thirumbi sella kilambiyavan...edhiray Shalini vara kandu oru ganam kaanbathu kanava ninaiva endru kuzhambi ninraan....oodha nira pudavaiyil kaaliyil officil paarthathai vida azhagai irunthaal...There were thousand statements running through their mind...but..both were tongue tied...their silence spoke many thing which words wouldnt have expressed....yaarai paarthal than manadhil ullavatrai kotti theerthuvida vendum enru ninaithargalao..neril kanda piragu mounamai ninaranar....Shalini broke the silence
"What a surprise..ungala inga meet panuvennu ninakala....enga ivlo thooram"
ponnu paaka vanden enru koora manamillathu...frienda paaka vanthathai samalithaan...
"friend paaka ivlo formalava varuveenga?" enru geliayai Shalini ketka...badil alikaamal punnagaithaan...
"Seri...naan kilambaren...veetla theda poraanga.."enru kilmabiya Shaliniyai..vegu neram paarthu kondirunthaan...
"Inga ennada panitu iruka...anga unna kaanumnu amma bayanthu poi mayakkam vara allavuku aaidichi...konjamachum porupu iruka

unaku...seri...aprum pesikalam..mudhalla kilambi vaa" enru azhaithu senra cousinudan senraan Ram...Shaliniyai maranthavanai....
"Engada pona...ennamo solrenu soniye kilambum poathu...ennada yentha ponaiyachum love panriya...apdi ethachumna soluda..." pathatathudan kaetta Ammavai samaadhanapaduthi..caaril amarthi...pen veetai noki purappataan...
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"Vaanga...vaanga...enga vazhi theriyama kashtapadreengalonu ninachundu, enga akka paiyana ipo thaan therukodiku anupinen....neenga vanthutel.....ukkarungo...kudikka edhachum venuma...." endru anbudan visaarithar penin maama..
"Oru chinna repair..sari panitu vara konja neram aaidichi...." enru koorinan Ram...
"Seri...ponna vara sollunga...avangala paka thanay ivlo thooram vanthurkoam" enru chellamai Ramin amma koora...
Kaiyil coffee thatudan vanthal Shalini..

P.S:
Ipdi oru normal storyku en ivlo periya writeup...well..of all the stories i've written..this one is closer to my heart......en kooda PG padicha en close friendoda story...though his one ended in tragedy...karpanai kadhaila kooda sogam ending enaku pudikaathu. and i wanted to unite them atleast in the story with a happy ending....konjam karpanai...with altered names...and places....padichitu thuppa vendiya mugavari...u know wer.. :D

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Happy Childrens day

For all those kids....

For those who have kids..........

For those who are still kids at heart.....


HAPPY CHILDRENS DAY

Spl Note:

Complan gal Prithzuku..spl wissssssssshhhhhes :) (vaangara chocolatela 25% commission venum :) )

P.S:

Idha postinapo kuda iruntha kuzhappal kumaroda kostin..." Childrennalay plural thaana..athenna childrens...."

me: (Panjathanthram dialgoue thaan nyabagama vanthuchi..mnasukul (Kelvi kekarathu easy dogay..badil solli paar)) "oh.aduva..indiala neriya kidsa aathaan..childrensnu poaten.."


P.S.S:

Nov 17th namma bloguku appo appo vanthu pora..kovai kumarikku birthday...so...ipovay advancea....Pirantha naal vissssshhhhhhhhes..rum cake parcellll pls :D

Friday, November 10, 2006

Ode to old age

:) couldnt help posting it...awesome lyrics..njoy madi

To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:


Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.


Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.


Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.


When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Paatuku paateduthu.... :D

Runla vara "Vaada machaan" song..patti thotti engum paravi ipo kuppai thotiku vanthiruchungarathuku itho oru proof :)

Disci:
idhil varum company name anaithum karpanaiye...any relation to any real life entity is purely and entirely incidental.... :D :D...now to the songgggggg................

Rathiriyil enthiruchi office pona, WIPRO nu therinjuko
Vidiye kalaiyil veetuku vanthal, CTS nu therinjuko
Vaaram orukka veetukku vanthal , INFOSYS 'nnu therinjukko
Ambathu mailuku oru reply adicha, ACCENTURE nu therinjuko
Velai kidachum vettiya ukkantha, HCL 'nu therinjuko
Daily thanni adichu velaiku pona, HEXAWARE nu therinjuko
Innamum solren therinjiko
Decode panni purinjiko
Vaada machchan Programmer aaite
tan-ta tan- taen
Paithiyam pudichi munnuku vanthutte
tan-ta tan-taen
Vella illanaa kavala vendaam, TCS irukkuthu therinjuko.. . Oh yea
VB ponna love panna neraya Poi sollanum therinjuko.. ..Oh yea
Career illadha cycledhanda, Corporate Worldnu therinjuko
Deadline kooda Mega serial pola, Ezhuthu adikanum therinjiko
Innummum solren therunjuko
Code eluthi purinjuko
Vaada machchan Programmer aaite
Paithiyam pudichi inge vanthutte

Immsai immsaiyo mo, Oh yae!
Immsai immsaiyo mo, Oh yae!
Immsai immsai, immsai immsai, Don't go!

PL vandhu sirichu pesunaa, Vela varudhunu therinjiko
Cauvery poala hike thara maruththa, SATYAM nu therunjuko
Dharalamaa Salary koduthaal, VERIZON nu therunjuko
HR dept'la irundhu call vandhaal, Confirm aagitaaruu therinjiko
Innummum solrean therunjuko
Treat kodduththu therunjukoa
Vaadaa machchan Programmer aagite
Kirukku pudichu inge vandhute!

Monday, November 06, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 5

Anil..desperately pacing across the room...worried to death over the botched attempt to kidnap Ram. Braving the worst..he entered the Doc's room..
Looking at his reflection in the mirror the doc was singing....
".....ஓருவனே தேவன் என்று போற்றுவோம்..."

Anil.."err...Doc...."
"Theriyum...enga antha maathi kondu vantha patient.."
"Avana dispose panna solit.."..before he could complete..his mouth tasted the bitter salt taste of his blood again...one tight slap from the doc...
"Fool...stop whatever you've planned...i dont want to waste one live specimen...take that man to the lab...one more to my army....hhahahahhaaa....Ram illati enna ipo...i can create as many Rams as i want...."
with his demonic laughter ricocheting off the stony walls ...the doc went to the lab...leaving behind a stunned looking Anil...
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"MUDIYAATHU....enakku ippovay therinjaganum..enna nadakuthu inga...Ram en husband...i deserve to know about his status...wats wrong with him...enna operation panreenga...."..Uma was shouting hysterically at the doctor who sat patiently in front of her.
"Mrs. Ram...please cool down...u absolutely deserve to know everything...we are waiting for one more person to join us..avarum kooda iruntha it would be much more easier..."
Their conversation gets disturbed by a stern yet polite voice asking
"Sorry to disturb..May i come in."
"Sure Col.Raghavan...its always a pleasure to meet you.." welcomed the doc.
"Gud to c tht you'vent lost your positive mood even in this somber scenario,Doc. And she has to be Mrs. Ram, am i correct?"..
The doc sagely nodded.
"Uma, meet Col. Raghavan. We await one more person and then we shall...oh here he is..the noted psychiatrist...how are you today sir.."
"Doin gud...hello Mrs. Ram..you might not know me..but i know a bit about you from Ram..."
"What!! when did he met you? Ram never told me anything about you!!"
Uma was feeling dizzy..
".who are these people...till an hour back i thought i know my hubby well..wats happening know...what does a serving army officer...a psychiartrist and a neuro surgeon know abt my hubby which i dont??? "..her mind was filling with questions..when the wise doc broke the unexpected calm which had befallen the introduction...
"Mrs. Ram...whatever i am going to tell you stays within this room...as of now only the three of us are the only living souls who know this secret.....sparing an unfortunate fourth one....who is responsible for Rams current state...we need your absolute secrecy in this matter....your cooperation will only help in protecting your husbands life..."
"Colonel sir....trust me...i would do anything to get my Ram back...i demand to know wats happening all these days..." said Uma.
"Not that i distrust him..but did Ram at any point of time tell you anything about..."Project Sindbad"....or "CASR".."asked the Col..
"ililye....en?...CASRna???"
"CASR is Centre for Advanced Scientific Research...its a department the existence of which is known only to a handful of people in entire India...its directly under the governance of the President.....officially there are no records abou us...we are all untraceable...our fones are unlisted.....infact our personal details are one of the most closely guarded secrets....no one..i repeat...no one except the President has access to them.....nothing about our members are common except for their determination,dedication and zeal to serve the country....and yeah...their individal brilliance in their field...Ram was the best of the lot.....he was someone special...very special ...believe me.....i tell you from the bottom of my heart...had i known that i would be facing this day...i would've never never suggested his name for Project Sindbad...."...Uma could feel the genuine sadness in his voice....

Nyabagangal thodarum...

P.S:
i wanted to wind this up in this part....but suthama time illai...so bear with me folks....one or more posts should see this through :D

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Vidugathaya...intha vaazhkkai.....

Disci:
Idhai padichitu adikalaam varapdaathu..no violence..ethaanalum pesi theethukanum...okay...


thonnooru thadava paavam panna.. naapathanju thadava maatipaanga...
(90 times paavam panna 45 times maatipaanga)

why?

midnite..12 o clock...intha mathiri oru kelvi kettu en ennoda thookam mattum disturb aganaum... enna oru nalla ennam...hehehee

P.S:
ethukum safe sideuku...answer neenga first solveengalam...naan seriya thappanu solvenaam....

P.S.S:
thuparavangalukaga thaniya oru sitey iruku...u can make use of it....thuppum idam

heheheeee.....


Ans:

Sin 90 = Cot 45

seri seri...unga aarvam enaku puriyuthu...mount roadla yaaro sila vaikarennu sonengalay..athalaam naan remind panna virumbala....

Monday, October 30, 2006

Ode to the Nice Guys

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they're at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don't end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn't worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you'd ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn't have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing "serious" between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: "oh, but we're just friends!" And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you're nice like that.
The nice guys don't often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don't seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can't. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as "oh, he's too nice to date" or "he would be a good boyfriend but he's not for me" or "he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn't possibly ask him out!" or the most frustrating of all: "no, it would ruin our friendship." Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can't figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I'm going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn't last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single. So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you're sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.....

P.S:
Couldnt resist posting this...want to know ur feedback...surprisingly, the gals to whom i sent ,where vociferous in support for the nice guys..many of them commenting to the extent tht , they agreed most gals are stupid in choosing bad guys over nice guys et al....heheehe...etho nammalaala mudinja ubagarama inga koluthi potruken...ini nadapavai narayanan seyal :D :D

Friday, October 27, 2006

Padithathil Pidithathu

"Naaliku Pullayar Chathurthi...Uppu kozhakattaina Ravikku romba pudikum...kandipa seiyanmnu" enru ninaithavaaray maavu oora vaithaal amma.
"Rameshuku poornamna usiraachay...konjam neriya vellam eduthu vaipoam"..ithu maami....
"Karakaranu ethachum kadichu saapdanum pola iruku...muruku senju neivedhyam panidlaam...evening tiffenukum aachu.."....paati manadhil odum alaigal...
"Pullayaar chathurthi payasam..Paruppu payasathuku badila...semiya poatu paal payasam panidungo...."..intha vayasilaiyum thaathaku enna aasai....
"Naaliku oru naal thaan leave..naalikachum...urula kizhangu poriyal...vengaaaya saambhar...paruppu rasamnu..nalla granda samayal pannu..." idhu kudumba thalaivaroda kattalai...
Ithellathaiyum Boojai roomlenthu..pullayar mounamaaga sirithu konday ketu kondu irunthaar :)

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 4

Based on the thousands and thousands of impatient comments (21 thaan iruku michamla enganu kekapdaathu....hehehe..)wanting to know what happens next......intha partla...i've tried to make a link for all the three previous posts......chamatha feedbackungo.....here we go...

Uma rushes into the reception..Dr. Shiva was waiting for her..."Mrs.Ram... this way...."
They take the lift to the third floor..."Mrs.Ram....pls be brave....ipo thaan neenga innum dhairyima irukanum...."
"Doc..pls...i can handle myself..."
Bracing herself for the worst...she opened the door....For a moment she was not sure whether to feel happy or sad....
The room resembled "Star Trek" set, with wires running all over Ram's body....she broke down crying...
"Mrs. Ram....control urself....pls....nurse...take her out...."
"Doc...wats happening here...Ramuku enna achu...enna problem?....en kitta neenga sonnapo..minor injury...nothing to worryneenga...inga vanthu
paatha.......enakku bayama iruku...en Ramuku enna aachu...pls tell me the truth...."
"Mrs. Ram...."
"Call me Uma..."
"Ok...Uma...to be very honest with you...we ourselves are clueless...but let me assure you onething...we have the most advanced and most
modern, state-of-the-art facilities here..in this hospital...Indiala vera engayum intha mathiri facilities kidayathu....we will try our level best to get Ram back in shape...trust me......i am shifting Ram to the room closer to the OT.....Nurse.....please change Ram to the adjacent room...donot disturb any of the settings here...you can use this back door for moving him...donot use the corridor...i dont want others to get disturbed.... and
shift patient on room 213 to this one....."
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Uma was sitting near the window...lost in her world of thoughts...
"Madam...can you move to your left...i need to keep this monitor..."
Dreamily...she moved...her thoughts went back an year....
"Hey...antha yellow salwar supera irukala....wow..evlo neeeeelamaana...kannu......hey en killara...naan kannathan paathen..sathiyama"
"dei...kili mathiri pondaati kooda irukarachavay nee intha alai alaiyariye....thirunthavay maatiya...."
"Kavalapadatha Uma...ethana setup vachindulaam nee thaan enaku epovumay right hand woman.."
"Adi serupala...setup kekutha unaku....aama athenna...right hand woman...."
"Enna...namma oorla eppovumay Keep Left thaana....."
"Ram...sethada nee inniki...."
Uma avanai thuratha...Mayajaal kalkalathathu....
"...dam....Maadamm....."
Uma got up startled...."umm...huh...yes nurse..."
"I will be near the reception..if you need anything...just press this button on the wall..."
"Thank u..."
Suddenly she realised that her cellphone was lying in the old room and she went to take it....
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"Are you sure this is the room..."
"100%...from morning i've been keeping watch here...Ramoda wife vanthirukaa...she is still inside..."
"oh..ok...guys...be careful....konjam kooda mistake aaga koodathu......any doubts?"
"No sir..."
"Ok...lets roll..."
They were 4 people.....heavily armed underneath their aprons...they rushed inside the room with an air of emergency....
"Excuse me madam...doctor asked us to shift the patient to emergency ward immediately....please cooperate and wait outside..."
Uma was still looking confused when they moved the patient outside. She was too tired mentally to tell that she doesnt know the person whom
they were shifting. She took her cell and went back to the room where Ram was kept.
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"What???!!! what emergency...who gave permission to shift this patient..."
the entire hospital was agog with the news of the missing patient.
"Doctor.." called Uma..."i was there when they removed him from the room. They were 4 of them...ellam paaka nalla dhadiya irunthaanga...were
covering their face with mask...and were wearing aprons...sorry cant recollect much about them..."
"Thanks Uma...lets pray to god that no mishap happens....Ok...Rama naanga operation theatreku kootindu poroam....you please wait
here....Nurse...get things ready for the operation...."
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"Madam...unga husband enga...." asked the nurse...
"Ippo thaana operation theatreku eduthundu ponaanga....en kekareenga"....asked Uma
"oh..shucks....i forgot to give the anesthetic.."
Her face turned white as sheet and she rushed to the theatre...
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From inside the operation room came a blood curdling scream.....the nurse entered the operation theatre to find the doctor lying on the floor...unconscious....
Ram was sitting on the table with a bewildered look on his face....blood was flowing from the cut made by the incision knife....which was rooted on his head....

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 3

"நல்லதோர் வீணை செய்தேன்
அதை நலம் கெட
புழுதியில் எரிவதுண்டோ...."

Unable to bear the tension...Anil cries out...."Doctor...Ram is still alive...nelama theriyama....."
Visibly irritated on being disturbed ...the Doc murmurs..."I know..."..the venom on the tone makes Anil a bit hesitant....

"illa....Neram ketta nerathila Bharathiyaar paatu thevaya..."

Even before Anil could complete the sentence.....he hears a whiplash sort of sound...a stinging sensation on his cheeks...and the salty taste of his own blood on his lips....it took him a full minute to get the ringing sound off his ears and realise that the Doc had slapped him....

"Heyyyy...Ram ennoda creationda....ennoda moolaila uruvaana ideavoda manitha uruvam thaan Ram...avlo easaya vitruvennu ninachiya...nee varathuku munnaidye Ramai inga kootindu vara i've made the arrangements...."

Without even bothering to wait for Anils reaction...the Doc..starts singing again....

"நல்லதோர் வீணை செய்தேன்
அதை நலம் கெட
புழுதியில் எரிவதுண்டோ...."

Anil staggers across the room...

Nyabagangal thodarum....
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Blog makkal ellorukum iniya Deepavali nal vaazhthukkal...

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 2

"Emergency!!!.....Ram is here only....come to hospital fast..."
adhuku mela enna sonnanganney Uma kaadhila vizhala...when she recovered herself...she found herself driving the car like mad towards the hospital....everything was in chaos.....including the traffic....the long stop at the signal came like god sent...she took a deep breath and tried to control her swirling mind...she looked outside the car window to the couple on bike....her thoughts went back two years.....

"Hey Ram...Cigarette pudicha cancer varumnu solraangala...en ipdi dham adichi udamba keduthukara"
"Cancera varum..?? naan pudicha pogai thaana varuthu...eppa..adi paavi...vilayatuku adikara saakula nejamavay adikariya...hmm..ellam Pizza hut menu panra velai..."
"shameless fellow...unakum sethu naan pay panen....seekrama oru velaya thedika....un velai kidaicha adutha nimisham naan velaiya vitruven..."
" Bharathi kanda parker penna nee..cha...kitchenla samayal panindu mega serial pathu mookai sindhindu kaalatha thalratha mudivu panitiya?"
"Dei...adanguda...namma familyuku oruthar salary pothum...nee earn pannu naan spend panren"...
"Appovay kekanumnu ninachen...naan jobla join panrathukum..nee resign panrathukum enna connection???namma family athu ithunu vera solra...."
"Unna..enna panren paar..."
"HONK!!!HOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKK!!!"
Blasting horns brought her back to reality...she revved up towards the hospital....
"Ram...pls...enna vitu poidaatha..."

Poor Uma.....

Nyabagangal thodarum...

வெற்றி...வெற்றி....!!

அ....அம்மா...அப்பா...தாய்.....அகர முதல எழுத்தெல்லாம் அறிய வைத்தாய் உத்ரா ச்யாம்...spellinglam ekku thappa varuthu..and i hate to make spelling mistakes knowingly in tamil..guys..believe me...enna oru feeling..tamizhla vaarthaiya paathutu..chancela ponga...let me figure out the rest of the letters...inimay tamizh typing thaan :D

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Paartha nyabagam illaiyo...part 1

"How many times....i've simply lost count...too many such incidents...many a times i feel as if my life is one oversized DVD, in which all the incidents which i face in my daily life are already recorded and anytime i might just wake up from my Rip-Wan-Winklish slumber to find myself watching all this in some time machine sorta TV. Many incidents resemble each other so well that, when i encounter them i feel as if i already know that its going to happen in this way. ESPnulam katha vidala. But..take for example the Blogger meet which we had this weekend on Forum, Banglore. When i went into the PiZZa Hut and met those folks, i had a sudden feeling that i have been to the same place to have a similar such meeting before. Somehow this sorta feeling keep repeating for me. The meeting which we had, the things we discussed, everything looks so much like....umm...setpiece, as if i've already done these scenes before. Ditto with certain people. I get a feeling that i've met them before and know exactly what they like and how they wud react to certain situations. At times I feel so much like Jimcarrey in "The Truman Show", as if someone out there is watching what i am doing and all my actions. "

"Mr.Ram, you've signs of Paranoia. Its simply a mental thing. You get attached so much to certain places that they get registered in your subconscious and when you visit them again, your memories from the past and present overlap. Its a very common thing on people who are slightly on the sensitive side and mainly artists. Ipo namma music directorsey parungalen. backstreet boys songa tamizhla poatutu "inspired" nu simplea solidraanga. Nejamo poiyo , its a scientific thing. Dont worry. Relax. Engayachum hill station poitu vaanga. Nature is the best healer for these sort of things."

"Thanks doc."

Little did Ram knew that, its going to be one vacation he would never forget.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Tag time again

Weird things...hmmm....after reading all the tags i feel i m the weirdest...ellarodathum enakku tally aaguthu :( well here we go..

1) me konjam over conscious on self cleanliness...before and after havin fud i wash my hands..ithila enna weirdnu yosikareengala...i wash till all my fingers are spotlessly clean..still wondering whts weird..well...i use spoon while eating ;)...(jus kidding....starting konjam galatava irukatumaynu thaan....now for serious stuff)...if i see someone spilling fud all over while eating or dragging the chair on the floor making tt kaathu koosara screeching noise i get pissed off...semma kadupaa varum...athey mathiri i dnt like wasting fud...cafteriala wen i see people cooly throwing bck the plate half full i remind myself of the hungry faces i c on the road...n pray tht those folks realise their folly soon...

2)i take atleast 15 mins for taking bath...manasu engalaamo alai paayum...different ideas thonum...pending decisions pathi cleara yosikara time...it wud b time for retrospection also...en mela thappu iruntha naan realise panra timeum kulikum boathu thaan....
note: i regularly take bath..read first comment...ithu jus to avoid edhir katchiyinars thaakuthals :D..if u read it as G3 i am not responsible..

3)impatience..wait panrathungrathu suthama pudikathu...i expect things to happen yesterday...reason ennana oru insecurity...nammala wait panna vachitu esc aaitaangalonu...very bad habit ennana.i am hardly punctual...i make i up for being very regular in watever i do or say...still punctuality is a long way out for me...its something which i consciously give it a skip at times...athuku reasonlaam ipo sollarathu kashtam...will post it sometime...

4)enaku pudichathellathaiyum naan regulara seinjay aganum..like...bloggin...shuttling..gymmin...listening songs...reading book before sleepin..(onum kidakalina padichathey thriumba padipen)...ithellam eveing tasks...ithil a ethachum onu panalinalum i wud feel as if i missed something dear...somehow my routine adjusts iself to include anything new which comesup in my life...

hyprocacy solratha...illa eccentricity solratha..nejathila solanumna..i wud like to be simple...my mates mistake it for the first two things....i feel comfortable this way...ithu weirda normalanu therila..so...nengalay decidikonga.

5)curd...yuck..i dont like it...considering certain things...ppl get surprised wen i say this...but somehow find it repulsive...my mom has foto evidence tt as a kid i used to thrive on curd...dunno when the link missed...rt the opposite with sweets n icecreams...anytime..anything sweet is yummy for me...

Avlo thaan....aachu....ithuku mela katha vitta kashtam... :D chamatha commentanum..yarachum kaalaicheenga..pudupetai style thaan

solla marenten....tagged by HTBM..so badiluku G3...Sat...vidya...usha...ambi..syam (hehe...naatamaino escaping)..priya..janani...ellarum..haiya...

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Lage Raho Gils :)

Me still unwell...for past three weeks struggling with bad tummy :( ...iniki day fulla thoongitu evening enna panrathunu theriyama again went for Lage raho munna bhai..awesome movie...evlo thadava venumnalum paakalam pola iruku....typically directors movie..guess sanjay dutt is born to play the role of munnabhai...and arshad warsi sends all our brain circuit tizzy with his performance...to think that he forgot how he acted in first part and was asked to watch the old movie three four times before taking up this role...!! amazing....Vidya Balan...hmm..ennatha solrathu...Pal pal song varum boathu...first shot..they show her face...her smiley smiley face in closeup...screen fulla face..face fulla smile...ithuku mela naan ennatha solrathu...padam paarunga...ungalukay puriyum... :) gandhiya vara aal...chancela...nejamavay gandhi vandhu nadicha mathiri oru asathal performance....very natural and charming...gandhigiri as a concept mite have its own takers n against...but the way in which its shown in the movie is wat makes it click...but the scene where the old man removes his things to pay the bribe..i wonder if its practical...guess he wud be the person who wud b laafed at in such a scenario in real time....and i read an article on the movie...the content goes something like this..."Gandhism can work only against those who have some established norms and are civilised..for example..in Hitlers Germany, had the jews followed non violence or civil disobedience i guess Hitler wud've ordered for more furnaces rather than giving a thot to it"...though not reproduced verbatim...this was the gist...(for those who want the original article..chk out sunday HINDU magazine few weeks back)..well..somehow i feel its true...wat abt u folks...any thoughts on this....
After the movie got over, me n friend came out to take the bike...while he was taking the bike, one big.no HUGE guy..simply crashed into him and without even stoppin to say Sorry he jus ran to the exit..."EXCUSE ME"!!! (well this was my friend shouting)...i felt tickled and said aloud tt...its happening the other way round ..the bugger who slammed into him was supposed to ask for excuse and instead of shouting in anger or giving bad words this guy was saying Excuse me....a small crowd which was watching this scene had a smirk on its face and started to move...suddenly tht Big guy came frm nowhere and apologised to my frnd and asked if he got hurt ....i heard someone commenting...Gandhigiri works guys....well... :)

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Absolutely wonderful thought :-)

Got this as a forward mail..absolutely delightful thought...chk it out

A conversation....this was narrated by an IAF pilot to IIT students on special seminar for HUMAN RELATION.
My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train, I got them tickets on Jet Airways.
The moment I handed over the tickets to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the time of travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for window seat and waiting restlessly for the security check-in to happen. He was thoroughly enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him experience all these things.
As they were about to go in for the security check-in, he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact that this meant a great deal to him.
When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to thank me. But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back at my life. As a child how many dreams our parents have made come true. Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for cricket bats, dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they have catered to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes? Did we ever say thanks for all that they have done for us?
Same way, today when it comes to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good school. Regardless of the amount of donation, we will ensure that we will have to give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc. But we tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams are realized and what they failed to see when they were young, it is our responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.
Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions, I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they would have felt at those moments. Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care need to be given to our parents and elders.
Rather than my dad saying thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes.

Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too.
Take care of ur parents.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Maatrangal Nirantharamanavai

"Hello..naan Madurailenthu Chitra pesaren...Lakshmi maami irukaangala"
"Naan thaan pesaren....sollungo.."
"Neenga anupina jaadagam paathoam...enga paiyanodathum unga ponnodathum nalla porunthuthu...fotovum paathoam...engaluku ponnu pudichiruku...nerla paiyanoda paaka varoam...intha sunday varalaamnu irukoam...neenga enna solrel"
Guppendru verthathu Lakshmi maamiku...nalla naaluleye tension party...ipo kekanuma...
"Seetha...adiye seeeeethaaa...engadi poi tholanja....koopta kuraluku yaarachum en kekarangala paar.."
"adhaan varen varennu solitrukenla...en indha kathu kathara...enna problem unaku"
"problema...asaday...vaaila nalla vaartha varuthaa paaru..pora edathula mothu vaanga pora..appava koopdu"
"enna en mandai uruluthu..TP mami enna solra.." came appa winking at seetha...
"Enna TP maami...apdina? pakathaathu kutti kooda ena paathu TP maaminu solitu...kekkka bekkaynu sirikuthu...enna karumamo....solla vanthatha maranthiten...ipo thaan madurailenthu fone panna...avaaluku namma seethava romba pudichi poacham..sunday ponnu paaka varataanu kekara..."
"Ipo ennama en kalyanathuku avasaram..sriramuku paaru modhhala...inum konja naal poatum"
"evlo naal...naan pora varaikuma....en kanna moodrathukulla...unaku oru kalyanam panni vachiralaamnu iruken..unakepdi vasathi"..
appa BP slighta eruvathai unarthu seetha silentaga aval roomuku pogiraal...
"yen na kovapdarel....ava kidaka china kozhandai...sunday vara solita..."
"en innum josiyam paakanuma...ithana neram sollama enna panna....asamanjam"
"ungalaanda oru vaartha ketundu...." maami mudipatharkul...
"aama...apdiye ellam enna ketu thaan nadakuthu intha veetla...paaru...Hindu paper vaangindu vaadanu anupi oru mani neram aaguthu..enga oodhikitu nikaraanu therila...ivana nambi oru thanga irukanu konjamachum porupu iruka paar.."
"...archanai aarambichacha.."...sriram entry...
"..appa...unakko Hindu paper padikalina coffee erangaathu..un avasarathuku potti kadaila vela paapana..oor kodila cheapa irukunu veeta katitu...oru paper vaanga kooda one hour travel panna vendi iruku...ithuku thaan cityku poidlaamnu solren..ketaathana..."
"seri seri..kaalangaathala dhargam pannatha..seethava ponnu paaka sunday varenu soliruka..nee paatuka kilambi oor sutha poidaatha...annava latchanama veetla iru..."
"poamma...sunday oru naal thaan leave..nimadiya tv paaklamana emma gumbal sekkara..vera naalay kidakaliya..."
"Konjamachum porupoda pesarana paar..rascal..vara kovathuku..."
"neenga summa irungonna...endhaan ipdi porupillama irukiyo...ivala mudalla kara sethutu unaku oru vazhi pananum"
vandha velai vetrigarama mudinja sandoshathil ram escapes to his room...
"naan onnu soluven...kovichuka koodathu"
"enna...unga veetu gumbaluku dammaraam adikanum athaana"
"yen na ipdi dvesham paaratrel..ava enna panita ungala..."
"seri...en ipo kanna kasakkara..indha dramlaan thaan 30 varushama pathachey..inum enna...kooptu thola"

Anru naal muzhuvadhum seetha matum allathu avanga veetu foneum engageda irunthathu...

"trrrrrringg..trrrrrrringggg"
"enda sriram..andha fonea sitha edukka koodatha..ellathukum naan thaan varanuma....naan kanna mooditena theriyum...Halo..yaaru pesarathu...aama...lakshmi thaan pesaren....ennathu...AIAYAO..enna solrel...ipo epdi iruka...ada rama..sunday vera ivla ponnu paka varalay..naanga epdi varathu...thalli podaratha...epdi naan solrathu...thappa ninachutaangana...nalla idam....."
Fonai kizha vaithuvitu arai uyirai sarinthaal lakshmi maami...
"ammmmmaa.....ammma...ennama...enna aachu..yar fonela...seetha...seekram poi thanni konda....naan appauku fone podren....retirement vaangitu veetla ammaku thunaiya irungona ivar ketathana...veembu pudivaatham..."
mayakkam thelinthu maami kan vizhithu paarkiraal...
"amma ipo matum nee..cinemala vara mathiri....Naan enga irukannu ketannau vachuko....comedya irukummm"
"che vaaya mudri...konjama machum porupu iruka par...ennadi achu...yaar fonela..."
"yen na namala matum ipdi kashtagalam pudcihi aatarthu..."
"enna keta..30 varushama ithuku badil theriyama than muzhichitu iruken..."
"vilaadra nerama ithu...nethu vandila porachey unga anna kizha vizhunthutalam...thalila adiyaam...pozhaikarthey kashtam...vandhu paathutu pongonu solra...nalaiku ponu pakka varaanu kooda soliten...irunthalum manasu kekala...nallathu nadakara samyathula..ethachum onnu kidaka onuu aaidchuna...abasagunama poidumey...ipo enna panrathu...ipo poi aavala vara vendaamnum solla mudiyathu...ithan neram kilambi irupa....enaku onnum purila.."
Appa sofavil mounamaga amargiraar....
"peasama avnaga kita onum sola venam ipo...ellam nallapadiya agatum apruma solikalaam"
"poda mandu...uravungarathu...nambikala uruvagatathu..arambamay poiya.."
"apdilam patha velaikaagathu..."
sriram kovamaga selgiraan
"yen na ipo enna panrathu"
"onnum purila...yosikalam"

kalakala ena iruntha veedu galgalathu ponathu...mudivil sriram sonathu pol unmaiyai maraikka mudivu seya pattathu...

sunday..

"Sunnyday today...ila"
"sunnydayva...saniyanay...paatu kekutha unaku...poi readyaagudi...konjamaachum bayam iruka parungalen.."
"un ponu thana una mathiri than irukum"
"enna kutham solalina ungaluku porukatha"
"seri seri..neenga rendu perum adichukatheenga...naan readyagaren..vanthu bajji sojji thingaravangaluku kudukara mariyadaiya engalukum konjam kudunga..."
"adi seruppala..." endru appa chellamga thuratha.."eeeeeee" nru kathiya padi seetha odugiraal...
"raama...appavay ipdi kuzhandha madhiri odina..hmmmmmmmmmm...idungala kara sekarthukula en praanam pari poidum pola irukay...eesavara..."
"yen nna...inum ava varaliye...oru vela iniki vara mudilaiyo?..traffic jama irukumo?...neriya vera sweet kaaramlam senju vachiten..ipo ennana panrathu?"
"ummm..un pullayandanta kudu...avanay gaali paniduvan"
"en avan mela ipdi erinju vizharel...kolli kannu...patu tholaika porathu.."
Kaiyil cellum..vayil vadaiyumai sriram vara...nakkalana paarvaiyudan appa vaasaluku selgirar...

"en na...unmaiya marachathu thappo..athan late agutha..."
"che podi...ulla ethachum vela iruntha paaru po"
Thideerena...

Second floorilirunthu kookural....
"AIYOOOOOOO...IPDI ANIYAYAMA...ENGALA EMAATHITU poiteengalay..."

"Ithanai naala izhuthundu kidantha kaamu paati mandaiya poatuta maama..." endru mel veetu sethuraaman kadhariyabadi kizhay vara...dhoorathil oru maaruthi vandi vanthu kondirunthathi verithapadi paarthu kondu irunthanar lakshmi maamiyum mamavum..

Monday, September 18, 2006

Paartha Mudal Naalay

Summa serious storiesa ezhudhi bore adichathala oru different attempt...thuparavangalukaga...thaniya idam oduki tharapadum..vinappika vendiya mugavari viraivil :D...ipo storyku polama... :) ..

disclaimer: idhil varum situations and characters..ellamay fictious...

"hey gorgeous...how abt a glass of water with me today at the cafteria"
"water??!!"
"aamaa...coffeena... diet athu ithunu scenea poduveenga...oru nalliku anyway 8 glass water kudikanumla...athula onnu adiyen kuda kudikalamay...puleeeeeeeesssssssshhh"
(eppa...ithuku ava vitta smilea paathrukanumay...Baskin robbins,Corner house,milkyway,Dollops..ella icecream flavoursaiyum serthu kotina mathiri environmentay chillllnu pona effect...first time liftla paathapo mayanginathay antha smile paathu thaan...closeup colgatekaaranlaam queulela nikka vaikara asathal smile...)

"machi...avanga appan Dabur companyla velapaakatha doberman...Lab pakkam pogatha Labrador..Election pathi theriyatha Alseshan (alastian! sic)...nee paakranu therinjalay kaal kilo gaali..."
intha mathiri encouragementsku nadula..cycle gap autovaga valarnthathu avan siteu

venue:cafteria

"en kita sonna dialoguea ethana per kita soli irupeenga...naan ethanavathu site.. "
"iniyoda sethu 7.5"
"seri..enna saapdlam..dietnulaam scene podara type ila naan.. :)
(ithukum smilea...kannathila chedi nadalamnu etho paatu araguraya nyabagam vanthuchi...aana ver (root) kuthi en coffee kudikum kavidhaikku kannam valikumaynu antha kavidhaiya reject panen..)

"ungaluku solrathey enakum...by 2 share panikalam.."
"wow..fasta thaan irukeenga..en share naan thaan pay panuven.."
"enodathaiyum neengalay thanthuralam..naan thappa ninaika maaten...(aayutha ezhuthu sid vaazhga)"
"cha..shameless fellow :) (again tt killer smile..one more time....naan flat.)..aama athenna 7.5..naan thaan antha 0.5ya? michamlaam yaaru"
"ellamay nee...neenga thaan..."
"athaan soliyachula..."nee"ye ok...epdi ellamay naannu solra"
(aaha...ithu nala irukay)"Second time una preethiyoda Bday partyla ithey cafteriala ithey seatla cake cut panumboathu pathathu....(aaha kedi athaan thedi pudichi ena inga ukara vachiyangara mathiri oru chella killer look vitta parunga...marana thandanai kooda sugam thaan)....third time..lifestylela..sunithavoda nee oru white salwarla vanthiye apo...fourth time...client interviewntu kuttiya cutea oru kumkumam and chinatha kizha vibuthi vachundu chocolate brown salwarla vanthiye aniki...fifth time unga team outingnu wonderla ponapo..enga makkaloda edechaya (ingaiyum oru nakkal smile:)) nanum vanthapo...sixth time...rajesh dog naan site adikaratha en munadiye un kita poatu udachapo...seventh time ipo...eppa...aaple juice pls"
"ellam ok...first time vitutiye"
"well...antha half time ketiye..athu thaan first time...liftla gumbala irunthapo...palichunu oru smile...yaarnu olunga paakrathukulla...nee poita...gumballa kizha vizhuntha un idya naan thaan sunitha kita kuduthu viten.....so here v r.... :)"

And the kadalai went on and on and on.......

After the customary silence...thanks..seeya..bubye..takecares...both left...ava yesnum sollala..novum sollala...avan paatuka shuttle vilayada poitaan..

Evening..

venue:coffee day

sunitha:"hey...un hero ennadi sonnan"

"nee vera..naan kedina..avan enna vida kediya irukaan...ithana naal naan mattum oru thalaya avana site adikarennu ninchutu irunthen...avan ennadana..cinemala vara mathiri scene by scene solraan...liftla oru super smarta oruthana paathen...venumntay id'ya poatutu vanthen..unna kuda avan edukarana parnu sonenla...apo thaan ivanum ena pathanam...lifestylea naan paathathum ivana thaan...nee kooda evana pathalum unaku avan nyabagam thaanu thitiniye...nejamavay avan than theriyuma...infact antha tensionana client interviewku verka viruviruka naan vanthapo ivana lobbyla paatha udaneye en tensionlaam paranthu poachunu sonenla...anikum ena ivan pathrukan...wonderla ponapo edechaya vanthrukaan polanu paatha..enna paaka thaan vanthanaam...enaku ipo ena panrathuney purila"...

"WOOOooooooooW....i am so happy for u..apo yes solitenu solu.. "

"Ada...avlo seekram solita...enai cheapa ninachutaana...konja naal aatum..evlo seriousa irukaanu paapoam"

"adi paavi..paavam intha pasanga"

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Stranger in the mirror

It was my first day as PM in the new office. Though i managed to avoid the Blr traffic by starting early i got stuck in the queue for the elevator. One guy rushed in front of everyone and went inside the lift just in time before it closed, amidst protests from those who were standing. I somehow dint like him from that very moment.
Atlast i managed to get inside and after stoppin on all d floors, the lift screeched into my floor. I put up my best possible smile and ventured out only to find the grinning face of Ramesh (lift guy) with his hand extended.
"Welcome aboard sire.. the name is Kumar...Ramesh kumar". Somehow i dint like that guy.

Soon everyone fanned out and things began to settle in place. I began to gel well with the team. Soon people became very friendly. Secretly i came to know that there was always some talk or other goin on about me. It was an extended honeymoon period.

Monday morning. As usual afer my customary "Hi..hello's" i went to my cabin."Hi Hema...wow...u look beaaaaautiful in tt pink salwar...apdiye ponds dabba mathiri iruka"

"Too much sir..(i like being addressed as sir..somehow it thrills)...Ramesh mathiriye solreenga...u 2 are so much alike".
She cud've slapped me instead. I felt its a bad beginning for the day. I never realised how bad it was going to be.
I somehow cudnt bring myself to talk to Ramesh. And the fact that he was gud in everything he did, dint help at all. I had a secret rivalry in my heart with him and always tried to compete. And he always used to irritate me by being so nice when i am around.
I felt very hungry and wanted to go for an early lunch. And to my surprise i cud harldy find anyone on the floor to give me company. I saw Hema sitting, hurriedly typing something. "Hey..u coming with me for lunch...we will go to pizza hut.."
"Sorry sire..got work.."
"Dont put scene..I ASSIGN work to u..i know.." (somehow the tone came out harsher than i expected...may be hunger)
" got a meeting to attend", she said solemnly.
"What meeting? i dint call for any?.."...Suddenly it struck me..."Who organised it?"
"Ramesh..of course"
Thats it. I blew my head off. She was literally in tears when i stomped off. I sat alone. Couldnt eat anything. That wasnt like me. I shouldn'tve shouted at her. I promised to make it up to her and made a note as to escalate Ramesh to top management. Rest of the day passed in silent stares from the folks. News does travel fast.
Next day morning. Bright n sunny. Cool climate. Chirpy birds. I was in a happy mood. Many of my friends had called yesterday night and after a long time had lengthy chats with them and exchanged gossips about our common friends. Lift came on time. It was empty..wohoo. Hema gave me her best smile. I was sweetly surprised and made a mental note as to buy a gift for her. The events of the previous day were forgotten. Ramesh was also not to be seen. That made me even happier. I booted my system and checked my activities for tht day. Suddenly my eyes fell over the name Kumar, Ramesh. Wondering wat cud b d reason i opened it. It was a request for one-one. I felt jubiliated. Like a warrior preparing for battling his arch enemy i sharpened all my points of criticism n made sure tt there were few minor customary plus points thrown here n there on his feedback(just to make sure tht it sounded normal) and sauntered to the meeting room. It was at the farthest most corner of our floor. I cursed him for making me walk so long and started early so that i can be in before him and can have one more point to book against him. I opened the door to find a three layered vanilla cream cake (my fav) and a big banner
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U, DEAR SAN" with Ramesh and the rest of the team grinning from ear to ear and giggling.."Oh..he is here"..Slowly it reached a crescendo and everyone sang n cheered. It was Ramesh who spoke first.. "We dint expect you so early, sire".I saw my reflection on his glasses. Somehow i dint like the guy i saw.

Monday, September 11, 2006

JOKK- movie

Pogatheeenga....poidtaatheenga...padam kanraaviya iruku...well the story is...hmmm...NOTHING...seriously no story at all.....and dear Mr.KK...en aazhntha anudhaabangal...Newyork nagaram song...padu kevalamaana picturisation...if u'vent seen the movie..better stick to ur dream version of the song....saw the movie yesterday in Madurai...only consolation was tt i dint spend 150 bucks..had i seen the movie in blore and dhandam azhuthufied thirty in one dubaakoor theater...which suited the movie...sadly we were not alone..and the show was housefull...it was a diff exp tho...watching movie in a theatre which is not multiplex after a long while now....two things to note in the movie...santhanams comedy..which is blink n miss....and Bhumika...cute as usual...cho chweeeeeeet.....esp in the scene when she kadalai poatufies with Suriya on fone...intha rendu scena mattum paathuthu esc aaidunga....songslam sothapal picturisation...Newyork nagaram infact is only half shown... :( editing mistakes...improper screenplay...kadupaaidichi....

Monday, September 04, 2006

Vettayaadu Vilayaadu

Mani 9.05PM (taktaktaktak...Mani ratnam padamla vara mathiri...sound...ada naanthanga type panren)

"Inniki night...avan kadhaiya mudikiroam".....
"Venaamda..naan varala intha velaatuku...enaku bayama iruku"
"Chee...vekkama illa...ithukellam poi bayapdrenu solriye..ippo naan illa..."
"Aama...unaken ipdi verkuthu"...
"Athu...hmmmm...oray puzhukkama irukula athaan...seri vaa..dinner poitu vanthu kaariyatha mudichidalaam"
"Naan varala...ennaku pasiye poidichi.."
"Seri atleast company kududa"....

9.15PM:

Mangalaana, saalai ora vilakkin velichathil.. Ilavum Selvanum..mounamaai nadanthanar....Ilamaaran Anbuselvan....ivanga rendu per...ivangaluku arivay kidyaathu....officela ellarum ivanga rendu peraiyum erumai kadaanu thitaatha naalay illa...Thideernu..."Oh mahaziiiiiiyaaaaa wohiayayaahaaa"nu Kaakka kaakaa paatu roattora kadaila alara...athai vida sathama rendu perum alari adichindu odi vanthaanga..thoorathila oru naai kutti kottavi vitunu vedikkai paathukitu irunthichi....

9.25 PM:

Hotel wash basinla, kolai pannitu finger print thodaikara villain mathiri, ball point penavala kaila vantha ink karaiya maathi maathi wash panikitu irunthaan Ila..

"Yov...pothumya...kaila irukara reygailaam thenjuda poghuthu....(manasukula...konjam sathama) kadaiya moodra nerathila kazhutha aruka vantaanga....ennaiya venum"nu verupoda server "sincere" sigamani porinju..sorry...erinji vizhunthaar.

"oru plate idli porum enaku...vayiru sairla...unakuda Ila?"...
"chilli chicken..chicken soup"
"Ennada nakkala...udipi hotella chiken soup kekutha"....athan piragu nadanthavai patriya kuripugal, vanmuraiyai thoondum vagaiyil irupathaal, thanikkai seiya padugirathu..

10 PM(same taktaktaktak..as in first...so not repeating everywhere):

"Ilaa....Kuruthipunal climax kamal mathiri irukeda"
"Nee mattum enna second half Sethu vikram mathiriye iruka"
"Ada paavi..naan sivanenu thaanada irunthen....company kudu company kudunu kooptunu poi ipdi kandapadi symphony vaanga vachitiyeda..."
"Seri vidu...veerargal vaazhkaiyil ithellam jagajam...naan ketathu vaangi vachiya"
"Sorryda..maranten"
"Enakku theriyum..athunaala thaan un room seviru poora post it poatu oti vahciurken poi paar"

"FIND HIM...KILL HIM...."..."Kitchen corner on 31-aug".."Under Wash basin on 1-sep".."near shoe rack on 3-sep".....

"Dei maapu...ennada ithelaam"
"Athu mapu machi......naama poda vendiyavan vanthu pona idam ellathiayum note pani vachiruken..nee maranthira koodathennu thaan otti vachen.......ohio..gazini..ohio...gazini...ohiohiiohooooooooo....."

Anbu alari adichindu..."Ila..Ila...ennada aachu....haiyo...hotella adivaangitu..ithana neram kazhichi enda kathara...short term memory loss mathiri...long termla ethaachum bayanagara side effecta irukumo.."
"che...vaya moodu..velaya paaru..."
"Aaama..."avan"nu epdida confirm panna"...
"Pakkathu veetu maalu maadiku varapolaam correcta aajar aaitu...avanga appa thedikittu varum boathellam esc aaidratha vachu thaan"
"Ila..nee inga iruka vendiya aalay illada...inda plywoodo rosewoodo solraangalay...antha aal kootathila iruka vendiyavan"
"Mundam...athu dawood..plywood illa..seri..satham podatha..avan vara time aaidichi...fanlaam off panni vai...hey athuku munnadi...namma porullaam readya..?"
"Ennada Dheena padamla vara mathiri kekkara...porulna enna meaning?"
"Thooya tamziha...Thooo....namma saamanlaam eduthu vaika sonene readya.."
"Athalaam apovay ready..itho paar..seruppu..thudappam..."..
"Seri...pothum...po fan off pannu"

10.35PM(athay..taktaktak)

"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee....Ila...atho paaru avan thaan...avanay thaan...."
"Seruppu engada.."
"Aiayiaaoooooooo...power cut aaidichey...ennamo mela oorara mathiri irukey...aiyo...."
*BANG*BANG*BANG*...."hey Ila..enna enda adikara..."
Thideernu Oomai Vizhigal climax scenela buratchi kolaignar kuda vara gypsy jeep headlight maathiri ella portionlenthum light eriya...pakkathu portionlenthu aalungalaam thibu thibunu roomukula odi vara....anga... arai mayakka nilaiyil adi vaangiya Anbuvum..kooda 32aam elikesi mathiri illatha meesaiya muruki kituu namma Ilaavum irunthanga.... koodavay

ORU COCKROACH SETHU KIDANTHATHU....

P.S:somehow felt the old title dint suit..so changed it

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Happy weekend :)

After a long time had a realxxxxxxing weekend this time...past few weeks had been really stressy n was all strummed up...nethu went to Forum with friends......enna oru colorful place...United colors of Benetton ad inga thaan shoot panraangalo?? ;) ....enna pannalamnu yosichinday(if u read this differently i am not responsible..hehehe) 4 hrs oadi poachu...makkalukaga wait panra timela Landmarkla sujatha's selected storiesla onnu padichen.."PAALAM"...quite different..n typical Sujatha story...

Only few of the gang came early...avangaloda TRANSITla ice cream mukkitu WESTSIDE ponoam...the rest of gang turned up late..thirumbavum icecream...as punishment the latecomers footed the bill :) .......oru stall vidama ella stallaiyum nalla suthinoam...edho telugu padam...nalla iruku polaamngara suggestion was voice voted down (athu Boys Harini nadichathunu therinjiruntha may be makkal blackla ticket vaangi iruppaanga...dint realise it till we saw the poster....tt movie is now high on everyones list is a diff story ;))......mudiva Mcdonalds poi nalla mukkitu veetuku start panrapo...frnd n his wife invited us to their place for dinner...we had a plan to go for outing the next day...JPnagar porathay oru mini outing mathiri thaneynu v decided on tt...semma traffic...we reached late...n it was all masti...nite rendu mani varaikum galatta panitu......FRIENDS irukara ella seasonlenthum...best of friendsnu naangalay select panni paathoam.....wenever someone remembered an episode we will switch to tt season n it was real fun.....slept early into the morning...before we all got up...my friends wife romba chamatha super lunch prepare panni vachitaanga...all my fav dishes...oru mukku mukkitu...again all set out for shopping for my TL's marriage......eagerly awaiting next weekend...we set off to Madurai again for our TL's marriage...avara ennalaam paadu padutharthunu ipovay list poatu vachitoam....my my...how many eager hands got up for suggesting things...my TL sure have earned his friends...Feels really lucky to have these folks around...very supportive n caring...u can feel assured tht they wud never let u down....so long folks....off to bed

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Indha naal Iniya naal :)

:) i cudnt find words to describe this feeling...wow..too happy to type...enan oru excitement....5.5 years back...wen i started my career...my first team..my first team mate...met her today in Orkut...the way in which we met thats the reason for excitement...tow days back i met a mutual friend still in my old company...yesterday was enquiring to her about this team mate of mine...and today...presto..i found her in Orkut.....she in the same company as mine...same technology...but diff client...n the best part is...i am supposed to move to her team coming monday :) contactey illama irunthavanga extn number poatu pesikitu irunthoam..vaazhkai vattamnu summava solranga... :) its a really really small world

Monday, August 28, 2006

Maalai pozhuthin mayakkathiley

Busukkaga wait pannum boathu ethirpaakamal kidaikum lift..ethaiyo thedi kondirukoam boathu kidaikum siru vayathu pokkisham...athai pol thaan intha kirukalum...hard disk clean pannum boathu maatithu...enniko oru naal kootam illatha 29c Busla ekku thappa wordsa poatu manasukkula ezhuthinathu...konjam recall panni korthu vitruken...padichitu commentunga...



kaalai kathiravan kanalena sutterikka
kannukul kanniyaval sinthanai siragadikka
karpanai kuthiraiyil kanavulagil naan midhakka
kanaa kanden thozhi

sevvidhazhil thenamudhu sinthanaiyil thithikka
oorrukku kaavalena velvizhigal melirukka
unakkay sonthem yena udhadugal uchharika
kanaa kanden thozhi

irudhyathil neeyena irummapudan naan sirikka
irudhyamay naan yena punmuruval nee pookka
manallaka vanthu vinnalantha vithaganaai
kanaa kanden thozhi

kaaanum idamellam neeyananaan kalipura
kaanatha idthilum yenai kanbathai ne koora
kanni un ganniyathai kaanboar viyanthida
kanaa kanden thozhi

vidinthathu vizhithidu yena vizhithavar yenai ezhuppa
vilithatthu neeyana viyapiley naan vizhikka
kalainthathu kanaa...........

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Handywork of an Idle mind

Guess most people are fond of fortune cookies..ada nambikkai illainalum oru curiositykagavachum padipeengala..weight machinela weight pakraomo iliyo pinaala iurkara message pakrathukagavay wt pakara makkal neriya per irukaanga...inga ORKUTla vara messages kooda "In bed" add panni...enga makkal vilaadina vilaayaatoda result ungal parvaiku...silathu seriously funny...pala statement vivagaramanathu...here we gooo...

Share your happiness with others today........in bed :o)
The star of riches is shining upon you... in bed?
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse-IN BED
In God we trust; all others must pay cash in bed
the more lucky u feel....the greater the troubles are waiting for u - IN BED
Society prepares the crime: The criminal commits it, IN BED ....
Promise only what you can deliver - IN BED ..ooops
Be tactful: Overlook not your own opportunity... In bed. Oops!
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.. in BED ..uhmm
Our first and last love is.. self-love... in BED ...huh
You have an important new business development shaping up...IN BED..oops that aint pretty!
What's vice today may be virtue tomorrow in BED
You are sociable and entertaining...in bed.." now can u beat this? lol
You will be unusually successful in business....in bed....ah!!!business in bed???
Serious trouble will bypass you in BED.....Arreyyyyyyyyyy
Your dearest wish will come true.. in BED time to hit the bed
You will do well to expand your business..........in bed....dunno wht kind
Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable...in bed....wow!!!
Behind an able man, there are always other able men - IN BED!!!.....aaaaa...watever
You will travel to many places in BED....ha ha ha...
Your mind is creative, original and alert...in bed..oooooh!!!
Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded IN BED......grt......finalllllllllyy
You are going to have some new clothes - IN BED...but y???
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits....in bed!!!
You are the center of every group's attention in bed!!!O my God!!!Group???In Bed???
When winter comes heaven will rain success on you - IN BEDheaven????????
A tribute to our country..... in Bed!!! Jai Hind!!!!
You are the master of every situation...IN BED(how did these guys come to know abt this???

Last but not the least...mine
You are a person of culture...in bed ..thapichitada maapu

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Dosaiyamma Dosai

Dosai...its easily the most recognisable South Indian dish abroad (enakku TN border thaandina ellamay abroad thaan....enna thaan sonnalum namma saravana bavanuku eedaaguma..NO WAY)..but wenever i think of Dosai...after ordering i cudnt help but recall these incidents ...

It was initial days for me in blore..din knew many eatouts..slowly was getting used to the laziness of d city...there was one Udipi hotel in our locality...the fud there wont be as gud as wt we get in chn..but compared to other places i visited at tht time... it tasted heavenly...once me n my room mates (aha...ithu oru nallla topic...en room mates pathi post enna websitea podalam..)n me went to udipi..before we ordered one guy put a condition sayin tt daily we r eating the same stuff..for a change lets order things which we havent tried till now....(anga perusa onnum varietylaam kidayathu.irunthalum...antha timela it sounded interesting...pity...coming event didnt cast its shadow before :( )...everyone ws supposed to order something different..wen it ws my turn..i ordered for one paper paneer ghee roasted masaal dosa (sathiyama ithaan per...local paper masaaloda pera maathi vachi enna emaathitaanga..ipo rename panni verum paper masaalnu vachitaan...)..everyones order came...except mine..i ws staring at all waiters carrying unrecognissable dishes n after a while gave up n started attacking the rest of the folks plates...suddenly one guy exclaimed..Woooww!!!! wats tht...its a bird..its a plane..its....Sssssoooooper dosai....it ws like the one gabtun vijayakanth gobbles in Koolikaaran movie....there was no space on our table to keep it...everyone in tht hall or watever were staring at our table...pointing n smiling...(atha saapdrathukulla maanamay poachu)...by the time my dish came all the other plates wer empty...it ws scary looking...pythonic in size...somehow with lot of combined effort we managed to finish lil bit of it n escaped frm there...( kondu vantha waiteroda reaction..hmm..kaila kodak camera illa)....

I rarely go there nowadays..but still...wenever our roomates meet tt monser dosa always finds a place in our discussion topics..